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Ckirbee #34 was a genetic experiment created by the United Provinces government in an attempt to make super cheerios. Ckirbee escaped the lab and then met a 10 year old boy with a yellow rat and attacked him but then the pure version of him, Thomas, showed himself and fought Ckirbee. Then the fat 10 year old boy jumped infront of a microwave and turned into a giant lime stone cube. The rat was sad but then Ckirbee ate his rations and then the rat was the big sad. The rat ate Ckirbee but then Ckirbee ate the rat and then Thomas ate them both and died. Ckirbee escaped but the rat did not and became Eswalyua, the Empress of Ghouta. CKirbee lives in the hills of Ninaveh today as hsown by the phort featured above (1945). Ckirbee loves eating helmets. Ckirbee also served in the sonic island military and won 34 purple hearts aafter jump onto a microwafe that almost blew up. He trained theiree for many years but then EGGMAN attacked AHHHH! In the battle eggman convinced Ckirbee to join his communist regime but CKirbee killed egmann afterwards cuz he was fat and dumb and had no legs. SOnic wa proud of Ckirbee and thought he was good again but then CKirbee started crying strawberry jam and then made sonic eat it all until he turned into a sheep. Sonic the Sheep cursed Ckirbee to the Seventeeth Eternal Cosmic Dimension Dungeon where he remains to this day and has no legs. SOnic has pstsd atak thinking abou Ckirbee at night. "AHHH" said sonic in the middle of the night, amy who lay beside him said "Whats rong sonec?". "I'm having thos night terror again!" sonic said and proceeded to smash a lamp with a toothbrush. "Sonic those are not real, you are dumb!" said amy. "YOU ARE DUMB" said sonic as he smahed fifteen more vases. The nCkirbee appeare, "NO< YOU ARE DUMB" Said sonic. "Sonic your the dumb won" "HAHAHAH: said Ckirbee. CKirbee then transferred his soul into sonics body and killed sonic within and took over his body and marryed amy for a second time because she was dumb. THomas came back to town and siad, CKirbee whee are you?. "Right here!" said Ckirbee in his new body? "What? Dumb sonic, your are not CKirbee, dumb.". Ckirbee scoffed, "Ha, this my new bodie, dumby." reied Ckirbee now known as Ckonic. "What, no you are dumb@!" Thomas said as he got really angry and punched him. "AHHHHHHHH< OOWWWW" said Ckonic, "YOu will pay" he siad as he stole thomases bank numbers and then moved to Columbia.