Chordan Cheeman

Chordan Cheeman is an octopus-like, slimy, and grotesque being who serves as the Royal Envoy of Quindia, and has done so for 2 centuries. He was also granted the title Chimp after killing the Pillow Pet Monkey in a thumb wrestling competition. He is considered to be the national hero of Quindia.

Formative Years and Family History
Cheeman was born in the city of Mammotville, a thriving center of the Chumble Trade, in 1783 UY, to a family of Chumblesmiths. His mother, Zimbadimba, was a native Quindian from a poor peasant family while his father was an exile from Gabulon IV. His father, Yorris Cheeman, was a handsome Freemanian who attempted to overthrow the government of The Freeman Republic. In return for leaving Gabulon IV and never returning, Yorris was allowed to live. He went to Earth and founded a successful Chumble Business in Mammotville but eventually lost everything in a public schism with his employers in the Miner Council. Then, one day, as Yorris was wandering the streets of Mammotville, poor and destitute as whence he arrived, he tripped over a large tentacle on the ground. He looked up to find what most would say is a terrible and grotesque squid-like beast. It was in fact Zimbadimba, and Yorris instantly fell in love with her. After meeting her father Cthulu and gaining his blessing, Yorris married Zimbadimba and began his life with her. Although living in terrible squalor, the family was happy and was still able to make enough to live off of. Until Chordan was born. Chordan put a great strain on the family and the family shunned and neglected Chordan throughout his early life. Things changed for the better when Chordan began an internship at the Ska Elephant Society (SES) and started making 10s of 1000s in Bitcoin a year.