King Greemglog

King Greemglog is the monarch of The Goblin Kingdom, a small nation in North Asia. He is the first and only monarch of the Greemglo dynasty, taking oveer after his father and the entire royal household's untimely death in 2011. He is good friends with Jack Floater, the Lord of Wyoming, often making several state visits a year to: "Give that ol' Bri'ish lad a wollop for ol' time's sake."

Early Life
Greemglog was born on April 1, 1908 to his father Shremblo, King of the Goblin Kingdom and an unidentified mother who was promptly absorbed into the Shadow Dimension by his father after Greemglog's birth. As he was born on April 1st, Greemglog was seen as nothing but a joke by all of the royal household and, most damaging to his later life, his father. Greemglog was ejected from the dynasty, thus why he was is the first member and founder of the Greemglo dynasty. Yet, even in this hardship, Greemglog was a crafty little goblin man and began to take copious notes about his father's side job in Chumble Trading. He soon also befriended the Gremlin Heavy Dragoons, who took pity on the young Greemglog and trained him in the art of the blade. They gifted him his sword, Denice, the Windowbreaker, which can be seen in the picture in the infobox. For nearly 100 years, Greemglog bided his time, growing wealthier and wealthier from the Chumble Trade and training further with the Gremlins. Soon enough, the Gremlins taught Greemglog the art of Synthetic virology. With this knowledge, Greemglog began developing a new pathogen, which he hoped would put an end to the one thing keeping him from the the throne. His father.

The Knahaten Flu
In the year 2011, Greemglog's pathogen was ready. He dubbed it "the Knahaten Flu" meaning "the Reggae Flu" in Goblin. He released it on the general populace of The Goblin Kingdom on April 1, 2011, his 103rd birthday. When reports of the flu began to come in, Greemglog's father Shremblo and the entire royal household thought the reports to be fabricated, and dismissed any message containing the terrible impact the flu had been causing. In just one day, Greemglog reduced the Goblin Kingdom's population from 53.7 million, to a measly 4.7 million. By 9:00 PM, the stench of 49 million dead subjects drifted to the palace, and only then in this moment was Greemglog completely assured the throne. This was because the pathogen spread through its smell, and now that it had drifted to the palace, he knew the royal household, along with his abusive and stinky father, woud be dead within minutes. By 10:00 PM, he was alerted the royal household, his father, and many Chumble Traders who had crossed him in the past were dead. Greemglog switched off the pathogen, and calmly whispered to himself, "Bee tukimama zooimama, Taliyochungaio" or "I have become, Taliochungo." Greemglog ascended to the throne the next day, and became the first king of the Greemglo dynasty. The next day, Greemglog then released his entire Chumble supply from 90 years of trading into the market, restoring the Chumble market after the suffering of the day before.

Reign
Greemglog began his reign by making a pilgrimage to site of his birth, the Belgian Pyramid, which although now a ruin, was an important sight to his new dynasty.