Magritte the Pelican Hunter

Magritte the Pelican Hunter has worked for the Church of Manchester for around 2 montsh and gets payed slightly above minimum wage. Magritte loves hunting pelicans with his en-longated thumb by making them fainting when doing magic tricks or beating them at rock paper scissors since he can make a sword with his hand. Red, the angry bird hates him because he burned down his house out of eternal rage since Red stole all of his chickens. Then a few days after that, Red tried to blow Magrittes head off with a 58 caliber sniper rifle, Magrittes managed to just barely dodge it but the bullet grazed his head and a big chunk of it came of and it dried off into a giant scab. SO in retaliation, Magritte downvoted all of Reds Reddit posts and then a a Thread about how fat Red is. Red was so mad that he bombed the Reddit Headquarters building using firecracker popsicles. Magritte then crashed a Belgian frieght train into Reds already burnt house. Finally Red gave up and moved to The Gambia and lived out his days drinking tea non stop, thats why hus body exploded into a magical coat that was later placed in a muesuem.